The Nominees and the Winners
January 18, 2011 § 4 Comments
Well friends, the holidays are over, everyone is back at work and while we desperately try to whittle our fine bodies back down to the tender toothpicks they once were, we are yet again *blindsided by the Oscars, the Golden Globes et al. (*inadvertant but hillarious tap on the shoulders of Oscars 2010. Sorry about your marriage Sandra.)
In honour of these ceremonies and the inevitable best/worst dressed lists to follow, I have fashioned my own best/best list. BEST CELEBRITY DOGS! Read it and weep weird looking girl from Twilight, your dog did not make the cut.
In no particular order as all dogs are special in Chip’s eyes, here they are:
Our very own Canadian home girl, Pamela Anderson’s pup has been chosen not because of any special tricks she can perform but because she has truley taught us to follow our instincts and hump whoever, wherever- Pamela that is. Her dog, who we’ll call Mandy, is pretty spectacular as well. Look at that shiney coat. Thank you, Pam, for this inspiring camera pose.
I’m sure you have no idea who this young fellow is. Neither do i, but just look at the intensity of his eyes. Any man who takes portraits with their dog friend this seriously is a winner in my books.
What is this?
I have always had mixed feelings about Jessica Alba but have never had mixed feelings about pugs – wonderous creatures with magic and rainbows shooting out their asses. Jessica made the cut because in this photo she appears to be at some sort of event, posing for the camera as one would with a small purse dog but instead is awkwardly holding this beastly K-9 with an underbite. Amazing.
Coming in at #1 is Denise Richards! Her win is due in sole part to the diversity of her dogs. Congratulations clan, you have shown us the true meaning of turtles with shells on.