The Serena van der Woodsen jean by mavi.

January 9, 2011 § 2 Comments

Imagine the most incredible, earth shattering orgasm you’ve ever had. Now visualize  that orgasm as a tangible object. Can’t do it you say ?  You don’t have a clue what i’m talking about, you also say?  Enter the  Serena van der Woodsen Jean by Mavi.  A skinny jean that flatters every body type and makes you feel like the beautiful butterfly emerging from a cocoon that you are. We’ve all seen the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Part 1 and 2  (Oh most of us haven’t seen 2? Right, of course, me neither). The SvdW jean by Mavi is the 2011 equivalent to those ratty, stone washed  flares seen on film. (we all have a hard time believing the same pair fits each of them like a glove though, right? America Ferrera? A bit of a stretch i’d say)

The best part about the SvdW Mavi? You can wear these jeans everyday of your life and people will notice, but not ever judge. They look so good on, it’s completely understandable why one would never change out of them. (Chib even wears them to bed).

The worst part about the SvdW Mavi? The only place we know that sells them: Jean Machine. We recommend you try the Jean Machine at Markville Mall (our very own L. Cacc’s local watering hole). The staff are lame and it’s unlikely you will bump into anyone you know. Unless they are also in the store buying mavis, in this case you should judge them.

Pip’s thoughts on the Serena van der Woodsen Jean. (informally known as the Serena by Mavi)

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